Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

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i’m glad we live in a world where British Royalty RPF is Not That Popular on AO3

maybe i should be researching British Royalty RPF instead but look,

i reaaallllyyy don't want to

ZeLink Shippers ⚔️ Link/Reader Shippers

apparently

DOES NOBODY ELSE RELATE TO THIS PILLOW PRINCESS

make that one works

HOW HAS NOBODY (besides me) WRITTEN A SINGLE SECOND-PERSON SMUT WHERE READER=ZELDA

what do you mean there are only 9 works and i wrote one of them

look the conceit of this fic is that she reads it

can't believe, after a long hiatus, i am once again researching zelda porn

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what is a woman

it *looks* like it is

okay is this behaviour standardized or

that’s funny because i am a bee

if you’ve been following me for a while you know what to fill in here

hot takes

like i think they just cut library science from elementary education instead of modernizing it

FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG

the contemporary equivalent is the URL but something tells me they don’t have classes on those to the same extent

in elementary school when i was growing up we all had to learn about the Dewey Decimal System, which is terrible but at least it got me thinking from a very early age about tree-based hierarchical classification systems

if you are up on Web Standards then you probably know that DOM4, the W3C specification, no longer exists and has been replaced with the DOM Living Standard, developed by WHATWG, which makes this sort of specificity about a thousand times harder