Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

if you have interacted with RDF before, you may know about something called rdf:XMLLiteral, which is a very useful and important datatype for encoding XML data directly in RDF datasets

if you have read the actual RDF 1.1 specifications, you may be surprised to learn that rdf:XMLLiteral is non‐normative, because it depends on DOM4, which is a specification which had not yet reached Recommendation status at the time of publication

can you imagine if actual programmers working on APIs flagged the parts of their programs with non‐stable dependencies the way that W3C does

what bothers me the zeroth most about leftpad is that the criticisms of this thread are not in any way specific to leftpad

and what actually got me thinking about this was the YAML processor which ships by default in Ruby and is used in virtually every Rails application

the number of times when i have written

const hex = codepoint.toString(16);
return `U+${hex.length >= 4 ? "" : Array(4 - hex.length).fill(0).join("")}${hex.toUpperCase()}`;

it’s not that hard

what bothers me third most about leftpad is that this is not a situation where DRY is applicable; it is clearer and less ambiguous to just write this as a one‐to‐three‐liner directly in your code

and these are the same people who argue semantic versioning is “important” and “meaningful”

what bothers me the second most about leftpad is that packages released “stable” versions while having a dependency on something versioned 0.0.3

function leftpad (str, len, ch) {
if ( str.length < len ) {
var fillChar = !ch ? " " : String(ch)[0];
return Array(len - str.length).fill(fillChar).join("") + str;
} else {
return str;
}
}

function leftpad (str, len, ch) {
str = String(str);

var i = -1;

if (!ch && ch !== 0) ch = ' ';

len = len - str.length;

while (++i < len) {
str = ch + str;
}

return str;
}

what bothers me the most about leftpad is that it isn’t even good

even though xmldom is like, a hacky NPM package

i’m at the point where i’m wondering whether i don’t want to just make a hard dependency on xmldom instead of relying on browsers’ DOM capabilities

stop removing XML features that i need

god damn it DOM standard

even at the age of like 6 i knew what a bubbly sans‐serif font meant and that it was bad news

like look at this

excuse me???

they’re called “little bites” now which as a child i would just find demeaning

remember when mini wheats were too big so they invented even more mini wheats

like i used to listen to the christopher nolan batman movie soundtracks but then the mad max soundtrack came out and it’s like those but what if they were good

also mad max: fury road has a great soundtrack, listen to it sometime