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teach romance authors how to fucking pace a story and establish a mood

TWISTS AND SUSPENSE DO NOT PAIR WELL WITH SEXY SCENES

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i can't even explain it without a lot of words and some heavy content warnings but SUFFICE TO SAY it had the mood set perfectly and then for some reason decided to drag it through the mud and THEN, for SOME REASON, the protagonist is just emotionally IGNORING that which what even was the point then???? you already HAD a perfectly good setup?????

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this profic just pulled the absolutely fucking weirdest lead-in to its spicy bits i'm so confused

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browsing this website <ourdialects.uk/> all of the interesting english shit is in the north lmao

of course this is a University of Manchester product so there may be some bias there

(i’ve no problem with that)

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how dare “neverminding” be US regional

“yeah i went and got contacts so i wouldn't have to wear glasses; anyway, now i can start wearing these glasses”

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i think it's funny that they keep trying to make smart glasses happen because the people who wear glasses ALREADY WEAR GLASSES and the people who don't wear glasses DON’T WANT TO WEAR GLASSES

list of delicious foods (incomplete) 

• tamales

using IIFEs just to give these javascript files some sense of structure

i don’t ⁜like⁜ it but this is a situation where you just gotta bow to common practice

especially since i use a nonstandard 71‐char linelength

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begrudgingly adopting 2‐space javascript in deno since you can just set up your own config file and run `deno fmt` if you have different spacing requirements

anyway you should use ᚴ for S so you don’t look like a nazi

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it’s lice trjing tu write english lice this

that's not how we spell

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honestly i have zero idea where anglophonic rune fanatics get their alphabet like i’m not sure they even realize the english and north germanic traditions are… different

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why would you write english in runes using the bad S latter when you could write english in runes using the good S letter

i should not have to write this (but i do) [typescript] 

for (
const nodeType of /** @type {(typeof NODE_TYPE.SECTION|typeof NODE_TYPE.HEADING|typeof NODE_TYPE.BLOCK)[]} */(
[
NODE_TYPE.SECTION,
NODE_TYPE.HEADING,
NODE_TYPE.BLOCK,
]
)
) { /* … */ }

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