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@Satsuma: “I think you come from a family with an unusually strong appreciation for peanuts.”

payday is underrated i see

suppose i am playing a card game with three other people. a tarot deck is dealt out between us, with the fool and 1 of trump removed. i look in my hand and discover that i have been dealt the 15, 16, 17, 18, 20, and 21 of trumps. i am allowed to request one card from the person sitting on my left; i request the 19. they have it and pass it to me in exchange for one of my other cards.

what are the odds of this happening?

@aescling everybody knows veevees growl and do not purr. therefore the answer should be clear

i am fully expecting any new blue scholars / prometheus brown output to be wholly “ok go to bed grandpa” but i am still going to listen to all of it

motherfucker????

if you gave in to covid being the new normal why on earth do you expect me to trust you about a·i

“we have to make our own programming communities to replace the ones that were filled with slop” luv those weren¦t communities

poorly advertised classic american candy bar poll

@aschmitz if it doesn¦t last at least a week is it really a spooky season

if you take down your Halloween decorations before November 8 you are a coward

if you don¦t put corn flakes in your cookies get outta here

black cat 🅱️aturday

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i cannot tell if this is insightful or idiocy