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“we’re VERY good at messing up blankets”

@wallhackio burritos have culture where·as wraps are a symbol of white suburbia

Lady boosted

is a kind of fucking” and other takes you hear about on glitch cat

re: unhinged baldur's gate 3 brainrot 

@wallhackio what if i would rather

re: unhinged baldur's gate 3 brainrot 

@wallhackio are we fucking the cheese or eating the cheese

@bea acids.neocities.org appears to be available if you want to chronicle your findings

@wallhackio here is a mnemonic:

Mlem
Nya
Eepy
Meow:
Online
Noises
Issued by
Cat

@wallhackio you can’t read the final published specification without paying but everyone assumes the latest working drafts are functionally the same

@wallhackio monads aren’t a real concept so the answer has to be rvalues

don’t want to be horny? better turn off the “Enable horny” toggle in your web browser

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had a dream that Google Chrome had an “Enable Horny API” toggle but an engineer whoopsied in a refactor and deleted the “API” part in an update so it just silently made everyone inexplicably horny instead

baldur's gate 3 

@wallhackio fuck baldurs gate 3 for not looking like this

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.