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you ever shout “fuck off asshole” to ä conservative old white dude while showing him your bare butthole between two middle fingers and then teleport into a patch of shade a few yards away

well i did some good prrgrrmmng today but i don’t know that i will have a functioning build system by supper tomorrow

@akjcv@types.pl (sorry, Greek and Latin are entirely distinct typographical traditions and the assumption that all scripts will eventually go the way of the Latin alphabet (instead of becoming some third thing) is itself Roman supremacy at work)

(which is especially egregious of course because the Romans are the REASON that the runic script died out)

@akjcv@types.pl « they would probably be about as different from Latin letters as Greek and Cyrillic scripts -- that is, no inherent stylistic differences » *typographer’s cringe*

« When the morning sun hit an icicle, it wished not to melt, and thus Vanillite was born. At night, it buries itself in snow to sleep. »

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calendar updates: it is the ides of carnivaltide

animals are kind of like people, except for the ways in which they are not like people. they are like people otherwise

y’all i woke up and there’s a hot dyke sleeping next to me

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

anyway this fic was a 5/10 blowjob also; it was actually better written than the last one but the author let their kinks get a little too in-the-way at the end to really make it land

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

this author does NOT know how to write threesome sex

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

they are EXTREMELY treating Paya like a unicorn in this fic

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

« I've never been choosy when it comes to the gender of the ones I have romantic or sexual feelings for. And I like Paya. I think we could be great friends, or more than friends. If she wants that too. » is Zelda ace

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

@coriander see i think Link is a service bottom

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

what i am getting from this is Zelda is a service top

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

« Love isn't selfish, and it should be shared. That's what's beautiful about it. It is entirely possible to love more than one person at the same time. » this would be a lot more convincing if it wasn’t a clear set·up for the author wanting Link to rail Paya

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

« "I feel happy," she said, "for the first time in my life." » wow just gonna drop that one there okay

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

they are better at writing blowjobs than peevey i’ll give them that

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author completely skipped over Zelda’s multiple orgasms with barely a mention so it’s clear what they’re here for

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