Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
what do fanfic authors think “animalistic” noises sound like? what kind of animal, do you think?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
i’m very unconvinced these characterizations resemble canon
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
they’re doing the whole “Zelda secretly watched Link masturbate while they were on the road together” trope but they are failing to be horny about it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
despite these things they are really bad at romantic tension, or romance in general; they are clearly eager to get to the fucking part of the story because this part is making my eyes glaze over
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
this author also knows that Zelda is taller than Link and thinks Link is horny about it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
so far zelda and link are both being set up as disaster bisexuals
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@aescling dogs are great at 💤
@aescling dog noise is more like 💤
@aescling why are you boofing the dog
@wallhackio nah i think i will just rewatch kill la kill instead
@iitalics i think also he said something along the lines of “the history of western philosophy, far from being objective, is forever tainted by the trace of greco-roman thought, which structures its arguments and predetermines its conclusions”, which probably made the rationalists upset
@iitalics derrida said the stuff judith butler said only instead of saying it about gender he said it about words. hope this helps
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