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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

what do fanfic authors think “animalistic” noises sound like? what kind of animal, do you think?

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

i’m very unconvinced these characterizations resemble canon

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

they’re doing the whole “Zelda secretly watched Link masturbate while they were on the road together” trope but they are failing to be horny about it

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

despite these things they are really bad at romantic tension, or romance in general; they are clearly eager to get to the fucking part of the story because this part is making my eyes glaze over

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this author also knows that Zelda is taller than Link and thinks Link is horny about it

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

so far zelda and link are both being set up as disaster bisexuals

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this guy has written SEVENTEEN Link/Zelda blowjob fics and i’m not optimistic about any of them

@coriander is it better or worse to be the kind of person who reads classic novels but only of foreign literature and only new translations that are different from what everybody else has on their shelves

humility is not the ability to front
it’s when you willingly work for what you want

@wallhackio nah i think i will just rewatch kill la kill instead

maybe i just restrict it to the 20th and 21st of each tyde

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strongly considering placing all my software-related personal projects on hold for the next year

@iitalics i think also he said something along the lines of “the history of western philosophy, far from being objective, is forever tainted by the trace of greco-roman thought, which structures its arguments and predetermines its conclusions”, which probably made the rationalists upset

@iitalics derrida said the stuff judith butler said only instead of saying it about gender he said it about words. hope this helps

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