Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Diancie official art for Pokémon X & Y by Ken Sugimori
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
the “nintendo would never call it Switch 2” takes sure were something in light of Super Mario Bros. 2, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, Metroid II: Return of Samus, Kirby’s Dream Land 2, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong’s Quest, Pikmin 2, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Star Fox 2, Super Mario Maker 2, and Splatoon 2
i’m still calling it the swatch
Lady of Misrule
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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
Spirit Tracks, or, Zelda learns the importance of hard work and not leaving your country’s infrastructure projects in the hands of demons from hell
please do not use “liquid gold” in your metaphor for orgasm
every time a fic says zelda is shorter than link, i have to remind that zelda is taller than link
every time a fic says zelda’s hands are smaller than link’s, i have to remind,
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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
« Her slender, elegant fingers wrapped around his shaft » actually can we pause and talk about zelda’s fingers for a bit
like, zelda’s hands are not small. she is taller than link, and all the formulas i can find correlating hand size and gender say that men are taller than women with the same hand size—i.e. have smaller hands than women of the same height
so like. yes zelda's fingers are slenderer than link's. but they're also LONGER
think about that
not fair that my girlfriend gets to witness all my Reactions when i’m reading fanfic
@coriander it’s spite but it’s also passion, like, you get upset about bad writing because you care about writing, and so you will it into being good
@coriander sure, yeah, this is my general orientation re: fanfiction
sorry amazon but you can only do business out of one location now. pick your favourite warehouse
why did they let companies have multiple locations. what if they just outlawed that
girl friends
friends of girl
my girlfriend is Very Asleep but their phone was in their hand when they nodded off and it’s still there, thru various repositionings, very cutely
if you drank two sips of soup, would your anger recede?
@wallhackio imagine getting owned by your own poll
@aescling @wallhackio you say this but your attachment to the copula “is” still suggests a recourse to identitarian conceptualizations of gender
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who wins ?
@aescling @wallhackio only insofar as womanness is taken as innate fact to be judged against a rule of similarly innate failure or excellence, and not something contextual whose meanings need not attach themselves to bodies or persist beyond their relevant situations
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
- Avatar
- Diancie official art for Pokémon X & Y by Ken Sugimori
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
