Lady, EVOLVED 
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
@coriander drake he wrote like five songs about this
@coriander “let me just raise one of the major themes and internal contradictions that undergirds the vast majority of your oevure, as a diss”
@coriander starting to wonder if drake just stopped listening to kendrick’s albums after the one that he was a feature on
legitimately tho kendrick’s problems with drake are pretty blatant and obvious, even ignoring the personal stuff, just re: drake’s impact and profiting and exploitation of the culture without really giving anything meaningful back
meanwhile drake is just like “yeah glad ur making music again, loser”??? buddy, what is your actual problem
i’m thinking about that one zine in LITTLE TEETH for some reason that i’m not going to bother to explain
y u so mad bro
oh you just released like 4 songs about it?
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@coriander that’s not a normal thing to try to get someone to call you
@coriander guys who manipulate other guys into saying they are pedophiles just MIGHT be pedophiles
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no, i think the kids are probably fucked up like the rest of us
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they say the kids are alright but then you get headlines like “trump is polling well with young people because they do not remember a time before his candidacy” and hmmm
@alyssa lots of people, the whole internet probably
@aescling no its ur gender
@coriander really is just drake setting himself up for Ls but moreover really feels like drake is cosplaying and doesn't get that shit is dead serious
@coriander but yeah i mean kendrick did say he wasn't fucking around and if you know anything about kendrick you should know that he doesn't joke about this stuff but on the other hand if you know anything about kendrick you know better than to diss his family and put words in the mouth of tupac so
@coriander i mean i probably want drake to at least go to prison
kitty won’t send me beats so i guess my diss track needs to be a 5000 word essay instead
pinup
@aescling but cat, you're an espeon, and she owns it
surprised @aescling hasn’t leaned fully into being all cute and pastel for her website at this point
unbeknownst to evolutionary psychologists, early humans were probably not eugenicists singlemindedly concerned with improving the overall fitness of their species, and kids are a lot of work
“you mean not EVERY human just wants to seek out and reproduce with the most advantageous mate?!” naw dog, we grew like, brains and shit, and figured out cause and effect on that one pretty quick
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Dusk Form Lycanroc concept art from Pokémon Sun & Moon
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
