Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

https://web.archive.org/web/20161223073325/http://www.semeuke.com:80/chibiseme.php

@Satsuma: I think I’m a switchy bottom and you’re a subby top

me: well the seme uke quiz did say that I’m a Chibi Seme

@Satsuma: I have no idea what any of those words mean and I don’t want to

this would have a shot at being real if sounding smart was something which it was politically advantageous to do right now

imagining an alternative future where politicians think talking like yoda makes them sound smart to the masses and then future english speakers just have to deal with a couple centuries of important documents being Like That

« “My love,” she says, kissing him again, heart twisting at his selfless words. »

his selfless words: “i want you to be my baby mama”

oh my god this author means to convince me that both Link and Zelda forgot that a statue of Hylia existed in the temple known primarily for being the oldest place of worship for the goddess Hylia

fanfic authors love doting praise on the men they write for the littlest things

« Zelda’s heart swoops in her chest as she takes in her husband’s considerate words. “Oh, Link.” She can’t stop the tears from falling, smiling as she steps closer to him, tucking her head in his neck as her arms wrap around his torso. “You lovely man, you…” » how many men on the fediverse have been called “you lovely man, you” by their partners

is this a real thing or does it only happen in fanfiction

« “Forgive me, Your Majesty,” Impa says, a sparkle in her eye. “It still shocks my old heart to see Your Majesty so deeply in love with His Royal Highness.” »

this dialogue doesn’t have labels because it should be obvious

“you can be a useless lesbian at the farmers market”

“UGH”

• frogs aren’t just water squirrels
• they don’t eat tomatoes

on my screen it looks like 💛🧡❤️❤️🧡💛 but on their screen it looks like ❤️🧡💛💛🧡❤️