@coriander if it's not an album it's not a drop
re: true apple fans know that
@aescling steve doesn't have a job he just eats cereal
re: is that an apple?!
@aescling you weren't the only one: https://mastodon.xyz/@garrett/110493932402360452
re: is that an apple?!
@coriander also pots, barrels, and cooking
re: is that an apple?!
@coriander "Zelda invented setting things on fire"
re: is that an apple?!
unironically some of the people in the zelda hashtag these days lmao
subtooting
if i was trying to defend a thing i definitely wouldn’t start with “well this thing has obvious, unaddressed flaws”
pixar
i used to like pixar movies and then i realized that their whole very explicitly stated aim was to indoctrinate children into the ideals of family and libertarianism and then i stopped liking pixar movies
@coriander as far as i can tell from this trailer, they took the most clichéd Manic Pixie Dream Girl plot, switched the roles of the main two characters (but not the designs), and are playing this absolutely 100% straight
@coriander no coriander, i think this is worse
@coriander @swiff i think it was more about getting rid of special characters and punctuation and then saying “well if we’re going to be screwing over a third of our userbase anyway…”
@coriander one time i posted this image in a subtoot of anarchists on the public timeline
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