Lady @Lady@cat.family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J9nr2o2-Jo

god i forgot that at the end of the game you literally control both link and zelda in a tag-team battle which ends with them both shoving the sword through malladus’s brain crystal together what a fucking good game

this is a joke but no seriously listening to A·I is like asking for help on your history homework from a cop

for the sole reason that it promotes revisionist analyses of important Marxist theory

@Satsuma i guess my point is that the time to teach people good digital repository practices is before they establish a digital repository, not after

i was going to and then i saw the kudos and comment counts and noped the fuck out because if zelda fandom likes something that much i can guarantee it is not worth my time

there is one other fan in zelda who did participate but they’re, like, popular so no i didn’t read any of their works

although NOW i am also secretly going “ah, another fanfiction by a racist or racist sympathizer” before starting each one because exactly 0% of them participated in the antiracist action this past month as far as i could tell

what is up new followers i am reading and rating every single fanfic where zelda gives link a blowjob

which means i am no longer obligated to avoid fanfic without any mention of it in the title

which means that the zelda blowjob saga will commence again shortly; prepare yourselves

@Satsuma generally if you want a thriving garden it’s good to plant it in a place where you can actually give it the care it needs

having your plant die because you gave it to your neighbour with a long track record of not watering plants isn’t a consequence of “entropy”

@Satsuma right but *librarian voice* a link you don’t control is a link which doesn’t yet know it is dead

@Satsuma idk i think community ownership counts; when people say “queers need ownership of their social spaces” they don’t mean that a person needs to literally be the owner of every space they exist in

but it needs to be owned by someone within the community, not people outside the community, imo

idk i’m probably being more pointed and indie that you are really intending

@Satsuma i mean there’s ArchiveOfYourOwn but that seems a little too pointed

@Satsuma OwnYourOwnFandom

(a headline in the New York Times saying “No One Knows How Many L.G.B.T.Q. Americans Die by Suicide”, followed by the first three pages of “Queer and Now” by Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, first published in 1993, where she specifically addresses the number of queer people who die by suicide as well as persistent congressional pressure to keep the number from being known, stretching back to a report from the United States Department of Health and Human Services in 1989.)