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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
re: Wikipedia Haiku
Achouri F.B., published in ‘Save the Realm of Takfa’ on Lulu.com, 2008, p. 87 :—
« "Sword, parry!" Mirza cried.
The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came.
So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Garda's ship ploughed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint.
Now the Garda was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands."
Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »
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ACHOURI Fethi, request for creation of a page on Wikipedia with the title “Princess Maya by Achouri fethi”, 2008-08-21 :—
« "Sword, parry!" Maya cried. The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came. So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Queen's ship plowed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint. Now the Queen was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands." Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »
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Skye Daphne, published in “The Witch who was a princess” on Goodreads, May 11, 2012 :—
« "Sword, parry!" Rosella cried.
The sword danced faster than lightning, all around the ship, knocking down all the arrows as fast as they came.
So many arrows were knocked aside into the water that they made a great heap floating right behind the ship. The Queen's ship plowed into this and scraped to a halt with big scratches in its paint.
Now the Queen was furious. "If I want this done right," she muttered, "I guess I'll have to take things into my own hands."
Using powerful evil words, this time she cast a spell on her own two hands. Her wrists grew longer and longer, her fingers grew colder and harder. At last her hands had become frightful silver grappling hooks on long white ropes. »
re: Wikipedia Haiku
…wait was this written by ACHOURI Fethi or Skye Daphne???
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Her wrists grew longer
and longer, her fingers grew
colder and harder
@noelle fourth option i did for a while: “noöne”
fourth option i do now: “no·one”
fifth option: just say “none”
re: which ability would you rather have in a zelda game?
i do not care about shield surfing i care about breaking this bourgeois lady’s fancy dinnerware
which ability would you rather have in a zelda game?
• can jump up and down in place instead of just jumping off ledges or directionally when targeting
• can roll into trees and walls to knock stuff off
@coriander “you have to climb to get the apples because we couldn't figure out a roll button”
@coriander also let me roll into trees jesus fuck
@coriander i feel like they could keep a lot of the stuff in BotW and still make a good zelda game too, like
want to replace the piece of heart puzzles with shrines? that's fine
want to keep the cooking and inventory management stuff? ok
want to have lots of exploration and hidden areas? that's cool
but bring back actual items and actual dungeons where you get them, bring back the two-act structure, write a good plot with good characterizations, and stop making everything solvable with a handful of magic abilities you get at the beginning of the game
just imo
@coriander nintendo only remade skyward sword and not twilight princess for switch because if they remade twilight princess people would realize that the new zelda games are bad
@coriander i’ve been replaying Twilight Princess lately and let me tell you it really highlights all the places where BotW dropped the ball
New blogpost: “Federated Tagging of Fanworks”
re: YEEHAW
life is built on death
actually the fact that you can dissolve lots of shit in water is kind of horrifying
zelda spoilers
also if you are up on the lore the Zonai associate dragons with courage which just lends credence to my belief that the Zelda in botw/totk resonates more strongly with that piece of the triforce
zelda spoilers(?)
honestly it's about time zelda got a fursona link has several
zelda spoilers
i thought she was giving off dysphoric vibes in botw because she wanted to be a boy but i suppose actually what she wanted was to be a dragon
thinking about those lesbians who communicated when organizing their media distribution platform on opposite sides of the country by mailing cassette tapes to each other
like c’mon y’all, this is way easier now, why don’t we have more non-location-based solidarity
curious about tech networking spaces which :—
• are on the internet
• are politically conscious and active
• are more-or-less run by their members
• do not exist at the whim of some external organization
• are not limited to a single programming style or culture (incl. programming language)
do these exist? why haven't i heard about them?
a bad testimonial for a bad app which doesn't exist anymore
thinking again about this man
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
