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« Ash and Goh are my best friends » awkward

@egnor practically speaking? they wanted to give Mount Coronet a special magnetic field and have that trigger a new evolution in certain pokémon. the number of pokémon that would make sense for is pretty limited: the major pokémon involving magnetism in gens i-iii are magneton (which they made evolve into magnezone) and nosepass (which they made evolve into probopass)

the magnetic field was a cool enough concept i suppose, and the pokémon they chose to interact with it are the ones whose lore involved magnetism, which makes sense. starting from the problem of “what would magneton and nosepass’s next evolutions look like?”, i guess it isn’t too hard to see how they arrived at the designs they did. i’m not sure i like EITHER of them, though. in probopass's case, nosepass is a pun on “follow your nose” so making it More Nose makes sense. the hat is apparently a pukao: <en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pukao>. my guess is that the moustache is for visual balance because it would look weird with a large empty space beneath its nose.

in isolation all of those decisions are sensible but in combination i still look at it and am like… really? you chose to do this?? so my guess is that the underlying motivating factor which was missing was a kind of wholistic perspective instead of just plugging pieces together which did what they wanted them to do. idk though, we really know very little about the process which goes into a pokémon’s design so it’s hard to say whether i’m even right on the above, much less what other motivating factors could have been

(gen iv has a ton of added evolutions and many of them are weird and i think they were trying to lean into the cool and mysterious a little too hard instead of just designing pokémon which made sense within the ecology that they had constructed for them.)

how old were you when you first realized that “innocent” was a euphemism for “not traumatized”

babe are you a switch cos i’m tired of playing and want to put you in sleep mode

« What else could a teenager want?

Well, as it turns out, this teenager wanted to be a pokémon trainer. » mood

@gaditb i do appreciate the renewed interest in apps but Toot! is still my favourite sooo

so how did “all these twitter engineers are joining the fediverse—surely we will see a revolution in new technologies and applications” turn out

kind of girl who downs her teacup like a shot

i don't know who needs to see this but it's probably you youtu.be/bm0nLJuRNbw

anybody really versed on the history of plastics able to reconstruct the probable dates of introduction for the various pokéballs

i would’ve just kept the ones less than 1000 three digits but

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i guess pokédex numbers are now canonically four digits long

“this is a research project in its early stages—there are many questions which we will need to answer. we will assume that the answer to all of these questions is “yes”.”

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@gaditb yes if they were incorrect opinions about the wrong things i wouldn't bother writing the essay

it also bothers me when people are wrong about the underlying factors but at least then they are having wrong opinions about the right things

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