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i figured this out btw xsltproc just doesn't know that HTML elements have a namespace in 2022; you have to null-namespace them

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@coriander @vultureculture there was a piece ironically in the new york times about this a while back, by an old professor who was tired of this happening

basically their thesis was that prior to like the 90s, the only way you could get a lot of people in one place was by being really good at organizing

now you can do it without any organization at all. it's no longer threatening

food 

@alyssa i only like blueberries in things, in like small pieces

whole blueberries i'm not fond of

@coriander shhh i'm trying to get the tanuki to foil their cover

@aescling you mean you don't stretch cutely and go “nyaaaawn… time for a nyap :blobmeow_uwu:” every afternoon?

social media protocols, i know, keep scrolling 

@maya in case you aren't aware, OStatus (what preceded AP) was built on Atom feeds. they were still Also Push, because that's the only way to get "real-time updates", but they could also hypothetically be pulled.

i can't speak for the AP designers but the biggest immediate problem that posed mastodon was followers-only posts. obviously you don't want those to be public, in a easily accessible feed…… so they were implemented as push-only. they couldn't be pulled

you might wonder, but surely we can just authenticate before responding with sensitive information! and:

1. we didn't have those authentication mechanisms at that time

2. we maybe still don't have them in a way which is safe against, like, replay attacks? not sure on this one

3. the amount of bookkeeping required to generate a specialized feed for a specific request is much bigger than the amount of bookkeeping required to just send a post to everyone on a list and then forget about it

so that's basically the crux of it. if every post has public access then pull is feasible, but it's a lot harder if posts have limited audiences. and since you have to do pushes anyway if you want real-time notifications, adopting a purely push-based model was simply easiest

@coriander like they could have at least come up with a flacomrade

@coriander to seels credit though dewgong is pretty okay

@coriander like flamigo has amigo in it but seel is not an eel

if meowing is a learned behaviour does that mean we can teach other animals to do it too

@coriander instagram has been doing this for a while, which is why everyone on instagram uses Stories for important updates instead of the actual feed

“does that mean… i’m being cared about… right now?”

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