Lady @Lady@cat.family

the whole point is that he is the only fool who actually wants the job

canonically speaking if link didn't want to be the hero the goddess would have picked somebody else lol

it's very common in zelda fanfics to be all "oh woe is me i never wanted to be the hero but the goddess chose me and now i must" but like

why, where does that come from

where does the trope of unwilling hero even come from

@KitRedgrave « "His father gave him several severe beatings but it made no difference. Whenever the pain became too much for him he would start yelling "Girls! girls!" Afterwards, when the girls in the family got to hear about it, they made fun of him. "Why do you always call to us when you are hurt? I suppose you think we shall come and plead for you to be let off. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" But you should have heard his answer. He said, "Once when the pain was very bad, I thought that perhaps if I shouted the word 'girls' it might help to ease it. Well," he said, "I just called out once, and the pain really was quite a bit better. So now that I have found this secret remedy, I just keep on shouting 'Girls! girls! girls!' whenever the pain is at its worst." »

@KitRedgrave « And he would often tell the little pages who waited on him, "The word 'girl' is very precious and very pure. It is much more rare and precious than all the rarest beasts and birds and plants in the world. So it is most extremely important that you should never, never violate it with your coarse mouths and stinking breath. Whenever you need to say it, you should first rinse your mouths out with clean water and scented tea. And if ever I catch you slipping up, I shall have holes drilled through your teeth and lace them up together." »

@KitRedgrave « He once said, "I must have two girls to do my lessons with me if I am to remember the words and understand the sense. Otherwise my mind will simply not work." »

@KitRedgrave « Girls are made of water and boys are made of mud. When I am with girls I feel fresh and clean, but when I am with boys I feel stupid and nasty. »

« This is something that no one but a widely read person, and one moreover well-versed in moral philosophy and in the subtle arcana of metaphysical science could possibly understand. »

why is it like that

« "The right to marriage confers vital legal protections, dignity, and full participation in our society," the Office of Management and Budget said in a statement » scary

slice of life anime 🤝 the lord of the rings

food is important

body hair creates a spacer between body and fabric which creates wind, aids in sweat evaporation, and creates a cool pocket of air around your skin

my advice for staying cool in the summer is don't shave your legs

kind of girl who ends her several hour long call with her girlfriend so that she can chat with her girlfriend on discord

this is like 95% of my experiences asking questions of strangers on the internet

“what is your favourite type of pizza and why”

“oh, pizza? usually when i want pizza i open the map app on my phone and scroll through the nearest places until i find something with lots of stars”

you ever ask a question on the internet and have people give you answers which are kind of on the same topic but not really what you asked for at all