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maybe zelda, a teenager who has literally never shown any interest in politics, should simply not be put in charge of everything

the ability of cats to distinguish "noises which sound like me" from "people noises"

@aescling "assume that" is just a long form of "assume"; cf. "assume that it be the case that"

@aescling or “assume it be the case that” etc

plain “it be that” operates pretty much entirely to create the subjunctive mood with no trimmings and i think most english speakers today would just drop it if it didn't have anything else to add

@aescling my guess is that “assume the arrangement be [such] that” is more common than a plain “it” but

@aescling if the usage is grammatical and you made it then it is attested by you :P

@witchfynder_finder this is why i am always telling teenagers to log off

being horny for daisy is not QUITE enough to get me to buy a mario sports game but it's close

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i want daisy to kick a football into my face

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oh fuck they're adding daisy to mario strikers

@KitRedgrave i'd win the tournament of people named kibi

type of girl who fills a guitar case full of cobwebs because she wants people to think she is made of spiders

@witchfynder_finder and the idea of hobbits being sterner stuff which can resist temptation and courageously face darkness and unbeatable odds because it is the necessary thing to do is the ACTUAL template of the Triforce of Courage stuff in Zelda games

idk i know it's a little thing but to me there's a world of different between "i don't want to do this" and "i wish i didn't have to do this"

@witchfynder_finder yeah i thought about frodo but the whole bloody point of lord of the rings is that frodo is unhappy but not unwilling

@witchfynder_finder trying to think of a single video game hero who refused a call

the call is why i'm playing the damn game lmao

most hylians would be like "uh go explore the belly of a giant fish?? i think i will choose survival"

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