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@packetcat @aescling there is still no UI for scheduling posts either right even though i think there is an API for it

pokémon go has still not had a 1.0.0 release

i'm not sure sex with a fish person would actually work

« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect

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elbow link in the face
elbow link in the face

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@witchfynder_finder i know give me my sexually experienced fanfics!!

@witchfynder_finder they're too new to this to be winking and nodding unfortunately

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

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« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

@hystericempress @astraluma somewhat tangentially and a bit contradictorily, i think sedgwick was onto something when they suggested that the reason squares are so bad at media analysis is because they’ve never had to work hard to see themselves in it

no i don't want a bagel pizza i want a pizza pizza

explaining to my girlfriend what “MILTANK used ROLLOUT” means

@monorail « Early English translations of the Bible used the familiar singular form of the second person, which mirrors common usage trends in other languages. The familiar and singular form is used when speaking to God in French (in Protestantism both in past and present, in Catholicism since the post-Vatican II reforms), German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Scottish Gaelic and many others (all of which maintain the use of an "informal" singular form of the second person in modern speech). »

from the Wikipedia article for “thou”, because i remembered using thou not you for God in english is a thing

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all

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