Lady @Lady@cat.family

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all

when safari doesn't support something it's like oh i guess i can't use this CSS property but when chrome doesn't support something it's like wow instead of this core web technology i got gobbledygook or a blank white page

yesterday i learned of another thing chrome does not support even though firefox and safari both have for decades

the quick start guide: download our app!!

the users manual: important! please use a wired connection when setting up your router.

@Satsuma i think the implication is actually “having sex with somebody who is way better at sex than you”, with the secondary implication that when you get older, if you have a lot of sex, you eventually become better (or equally good) at sex as your partners

which like, that’s good, the sex is better when you’re more experienced, but it could have been better way sooner if you had gotten rid of the myth that at a certain age [gap] all lesbians metamorphize into abusers

you know it’s time to go to bed when Wade calls you to tell you that the Bug-Catching Contest is today

oh baby maybe consider some bad people are actually bad and they have feelings and can use words too

why did pokémon decide to give nidoqueen a chainmail bikini

like, there are far more pokémon in pogo than are in literally any regional dex right, it's too many pokémon

there are too many pokémon in pogo

as a trans woman, it is important to remember that many of the men you encounter are not, in fact, secretly bursting with hidden feminine energy

adding Sun to this list 😩