@witchfynder_finder if i was a human creature on a grey day i would want to make a great big bonfire and party
@witchfynder_finder humans are so incredibly not apex predators that we had to actively change nature in order to survive
like, foraging was too hard so we started planting seeds. digesting meat was too hard so we invented fire to help break it down for our delicate stomachs. hunting was too hard so we domesticated wolves to do it for us, then domesticated chickens so we wouldn't have to keep tracking them down.
real apex predator shit there
you should read this fic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20822714
@witchfynder_finder yeah i getcha
@witchfynder_finder pokémon comes out tomorrow
@witchfynder_finder i would like to put several hundred hours into a new elder scrolls game but what if there is a game-breaking bug
@witchfynder_finder i think it will be a decent game but not as good of a game as pokémon fans want it to be
@aescling no i was subtooting the fact that there are classes of worker in the United States who are not allowed to go on strike
@SportsGoblin i want to support them as a team, i’ve always liked them conceptually, i just always hate their quarterbacks!!
@SportsGoblin loved watching rogers lose yesterday
GB get another quarterback
@SportsGoblin fuck brady man
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