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i love javascript and would hate any job which required me to work primarily in javascript

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tfw u realize you actually would prefer a ruby rails job over a node dot js job

“how is it already 13:00?? oh right, i spent all morning being gay”

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she’s not a scribe but she is a little sub

what is the point of having a minimal webapp for drawing characters and memoizing them a hexadecimal string in the hash of the URL if you don’t then use it to send gay messages to your girlfriend

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dreamt that a referee got in trouble for saying the word “fuck” over the soundsystem and so got the whole crowd chanting “we want fuck!” at a seahawks game

@Satsuma yes this is very true!! i just mean christians never say “praise be to the exalted and the most merciful! guider of angels! keeper of all! lord of heaven and of earth!” they're just like “i'd like to thank god” 🥱 like what does god even mean to you

dreamt that a referee got in trouble for saying the word “fuck” over the soundsystem and so got the whole crowd chanting “we want fuck!” at a seahawks game

the answer is yes because christian god has no real attributes beyond dying for people’s sins

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they're just so boring like. “first of all i would like to thank god.” is that really the best you can do

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i don't mind people thanking god for shit but christians are so fucking bad at it

kibben keyboard layout version 5·1, now hosted on GitLab because it makes generating the HTML view much easier

gitlab.com/kibigo/KibbenKeyboa

w… why is 🚫 U+1F6AB NO ENTRY SIGN and not U+1F6C7 PROHIBITED SIGN

i can build my website with a handful of deno scripts

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