i don't mind people thanking god for shit but christians are so fucking bad at it
they're just so boring like. “first of all i would like to thank god.” is that really the best you can do
the answer is yes because christian god has no real attributes beyond dying for people’s sins
@Lady jesus has lots of attributes they’re just awkward for modern christians to admit to
@Lady but really you’d think they’d pick a saint, that’s what they’re there for — go thank St. Sebastian for yr football win he’s got the hookup for athletes
