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@aescling idk, s/o can mean shoutout or significant other, that's a pun but i thought it was pretty obvious

s/o to my s/o for taking care of me this morning

who the fuck schedules their first day of work for their anniversary

i have been informed that Gays These Days are afraid of fucking older women so i am attempting to test the veracity of these claims With Science 👩🏻‍🔬

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@witchfynder_finder a foot without a foot kink is just a foot but a foot kink without a foot is still a kink

the calendar is not complete i’ll be filling it out over, like, the next year

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@witchfynder_finder sometimes i wonder what it was like living in England before they chopped all the forests down

@witchfynder_finder i'm certain the local indigenous community has a phrase though

@Satsuma okay if you want a Formal Academic Phrasing, romance and horror both belong to a broad genre of sentimental fiction which emerged out of the traditions of the Romantic (including Gothic) literary movement and consequently share broad similarities in aims and structure despite superficial differences in aesthetic and affective intent

one piece evidence for my argument that romance and horror are actually the same genre is in horror sometimes you know the jump scare is coming but it still makes you feel feelings and in romance sometimes you know the kiss is coming but it still makes you feel feelings

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if you tried to proposition me for sex when i was stressed and overworked i would be like. no thanks. beds are for sleeping lol. take a nap

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imagining murakami using the phrase « that was just—*no*. So much no. »

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