Lady @Lady@cat.family

since i am compiling a list of holidays and observances for november, you should inform me if there are any holidays or observances which you think i should observe in november

i do not accept observances without fixed dates

fologh me
on th internett

« Unlike International Women's Day, (March 8) International Men’s Day isn’t officially recognized by the United Nations, which observes World Toilet Day on November 19. »

« until such time as you conduct a survey among all Catholics worldwide, you cannot say that I have "pre-Tridentine medievalist fringe views" »

@Satsuma https://thestingyvegan.com/banana-peel-vegan-pulled-pork-sandwich/

@Satsuma no although wikipedia tells me they are a possible substitute for pulled pork

@Satsuma this was actually a post about asian pears

just eat the whole banana

people who peel fruit: why

getting out of bed 🙄

like talk about a holiday for complete tools

well, the actual reason is because they hate Catholics

i always found it really disappointing that the reason english people celebrate the fifth of november isn’t because the king was almost blown up but because he wasn’t

zwidge

i’m not an expert or anything, i mean i’m only a B.A., but bi typically means likes fucking both

hey author, if your bi character’s thoughts are only ever about how their male partners were unsatisfying and their female partner is so much better, you might not be writing a bi character

i’m also praying for this author’s soul because they simply cannot talk to a girl to save their life

@ghost_bird no but, one hopes, they at least don’t have as many weapons