Lady @Lady@cat.family

i think this author is not american but i’m praying for their soul

are you aware that https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/02/08/lgbt-law-enforcement-officers-sue-over-workplace-discrimination/2404755002/

tag your g.d. “gay for cops” fics, AO3

also you could just say “gunpowder”

« something you don't recognise for now, but in time you will learn is the propellant produced by high-powered firearms » okay i hate to poke at technicalities here but guns don’t produce propellants they light them on fire

i’m an expert at sculpting flat things
*pounds Play-Doh against countertop*
it’s a stomach

« the sculpted flatness of her stomach » is it just me or is that an oxymoron

because i WOULD
i would meet them

you all are lucky i am stuck at home and can’t go out into the world to MEET GIRLS

« I would like to recommend a Linux text editor, but I haven't found any good ones. »

for (
let
dayInMonth = 1 - (new Date (year, month - 1, 1).getDay() + 6) % 7,
dayInWeek = 1,
week = calendarBody.insertRow(),
seasonIndex = +Object.entries(Array.from(seasons.values())).filter(( [ _, $ ] ) => month > $.startMonth || dayInMonth >= $.startDay).pop()[0],
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
; daysInThisMonth >= dayInMonth || dayInWeek % 7 != 1
;
dayInMonth++,
dayInWeek = (dayInWeek + 1) % 7,
week = dayInWeek == 1 ? calendarBody.insertRow() : week,
!(nextSeason.startMonth > month || nextSeason.startDay > dayInMonth) ? (
seasonIndex = (seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size,
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
) : void null )

the javascript is horrid

i made this with javascript

listening to BERWYN

look at these fucks there’s no way they grew that pumpkin themselves

🥴