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you all are lucky i am stuck at home and can’t go out into the world to MEET GIRLS

@witchfynder_finder i don't know!! i guess i'll just have to Not, then

@witchfynder_finder why would i kick you from my discord i like having you there

@witchfynder_finder pretty sure if i blocked you then you would just yell at me in my discord

« I would like to recommend a Linux text editor, but I haven't found any good ones. »

the for loop, but not the actual loop, just the for part 

for (
let
dayInMonth = 1 - (new Date (year, month - 1, 1).getDay() + 6) % 7,
dayInWeek = 1,
week = calendarBody.insertRow(),
seasonIndex = +Object.entries(Array.from(seasons.values())).filter(( [ _, $ ] ) => month > $.startMonth || dayInMonth >= $.startDay).pop()[0],
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
; daysInThisMonth >= dayInMonth || dayInWeek % 7 != 1
;
dayInMonth++,
dayInWeek = (dayInWeek + 1) % 7,
week = dayInWeek == 1 ? calendarBody.insertRow() : week,
!(nextSeason.startMonth > month || nextSeason.startDay > dayInMonth) ? (
seasonIndex = (seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size,
nextSeason = Array.from(seasons.values())[(seasonIndex + 1) % seasons.size]
) : void null )

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@witchfynder_finder kid, *i’m* not even trans enough for the trans list

look at these fucks there’s no way they grew that pumpkin themselves

🥴

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there are two types of people: those who know the exact cadence at which this is said on a visceral, emotional level, and non-Catholics

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Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, because we are ignorant white settler fucks who don’t know how to grow our own food. Amen.

you can write fairy tales without fairies in them it just makes you a tool

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the reason why tolkien is considered the basis for all fantasy is because people infantilized the term “fairy tales”

@witchfynder_finder still can be a dinosaur, cops can’t stop you

@witchfynder_finder don’t call ’em a jizz cat call ’em a jizz whistler you don’t have to make it an exact parallel

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