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i have yet not attained 121 bookmarks on all of my fanfiction, combined so it MUST be good

stay tuned for more on this critically‐acclaimed piece of fiction

while i read “The Calamity of Link’s Cargo Shorts”, a legend of zelda fanfiction novella which has, somehow, garnered itself 121 bookmarks since being published at the beginning of this year

midnight ramen…… no…… i’m thinking…… midnight mac n cheese

when you are like “i want to tell your computer to do something (good)” but then they are like “i want to tell your computer to do something (bad)” 😡😡😡

evangelists are weird

i would have picked, you know, the Last Supper, but sure let’s talk about that time Jesus broke some bread and then immediately vanished

« We'll notice how throughout the New Testament, there's something sacred in meal sharing. After all, Jesus reveals himself to the men on the Road to Emaus after he breaks bread (Luke 24). » interesting selection

@SportsGoblin right??

@SportsGoblin if you’re going to show your ass on national television you might as well just show your actual ass instead of being racist about it

yeah i’m BDSM

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@Satsuma i support this AU concept

@Satsuma it’s a little ambiguous this was like a 700 word oneshot

in canon they’re 19 at most

@Satsuma also kids these days do everything in google drive