Lady @Lady@cat.family

@Satsuma i support this AU concept

@Satsuma it’s a little ambiguous this was like a 700 word oneshot

in canon they’re 19 at most

@Satsuma also kids these days do everything in google drive

@Satsuma sure but i do that when i first create the file

@Satsuma i still type command-S but i mean i probably don't have to

“it doesn’t work if we don’t help each other out” okay get on my level then 🥱

some people just really like helping and i simply don’t need it!

sometimes i think i might offend people on account of knowing what the fuck i’m doing

drinking swiss miss

« I write sappy fanfictions. » have you considered writing sapp*hic* fanfictions instead

trying to figure out whether “save my work” or “turn off my laptop” is more anachronistic here

« “I’ve missed you, too. Let me save my work and turn off my laptop and then, I’ll be all yours.” » tell me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade without telling me you haven’t used a computer in the past decade

« Twelfth Night in the Netherlands became so secularised, rowdy and boisterous that public celebrations were banned from the church. » fuck yeah that’s a holiday right there

i’m actually completely fine with the holiday season i just don’t like the actual holiday