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damnb imagine being called a bootlicker for licking boots

@Satsuma @aescling yes but usually i do not place those contradictions in direct apposition within a single sentence, as though one flows directly from the other in a logical fashion

@Satsuma @aescling upon continued study i can only assume that this text thinks marx was a liberal and communism is a synonym for liberalism

@aescling this sentence sounds like a low‐effort trollpost

@aescling bold of this story to think a thousand dissidents can ever form a single coherent anything

@aescling i mean that’s at least a marxist story; that’s why the bourgeoisie can never be lasting allies of the proletariat

@aescling “Rumored to be a thousand murdered dissidents, they said he was a ghost.” well which fucking one is it, a thousand dissidents or one ghost

@aescling no cat i meant what the fuck does this comic mean

@aescling @Satsuma yeah that's the declaration of independence and, slightly less literally, the french revolution’s declaration of the rights of man and of the citizen, and the subsequent universal declaration of human rights adopted by the united nations

you can testify before congress naked right?? free speech??

sometimes i’m just standing around making tea and my brain comes up to me all kabedon and is like “we gotta think of some goblin puns”

i don’t want facebook to scam people out of money, but if they’re going to scam people out of money i would rather they be gamers

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facebook has recently decided i am a gamer because sometimes i stop scrolling when it advertises to me some white boy playing call of duty, usually to watch him get wrecked within the first fifteen seconds

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just saw a video via facebook advertising which was like “easter eggs!!” and then proceeded to list such things as “they misspelled this word” and “the game uses a lower‐resolution model for this thing”

@Satsuma anyway if you were looking for an actual explanation here i’m just saying i sure as heck don’t know my chromosomal patterns, and i would imagine that most other people also do not know their chromosomal patterns unless they already exhibit some kind of variance which would lead to that sort of investigation

knowing, definitively, absolutely that your chromosomes match the standard definitions of male and female alongside other biological traits and assigned sex at birth seems like it ought to be a rarity to me

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