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uggghhh i think i am going to have to quote Copious Queer Theory in my response to this response to my review of this fanfiction

type of lad who gets mad about the christianization of the night of October 31st 🤝 type of lad who gets mad about the dechristianization of the night of October 31st

missing the point

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but goblin i already bought the eggs

this is why you shouldn’t write third‐person limited

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do you not realize that you can maintain the suspense of the situation WITHOUT having your protagonist look like a fool, by simply not revealing their plan until the appropriate moment instead of forcing them to come up with it on the fly every time

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what is it about fiction authors and having people realize things in the moment

@Satsuma oh this fanfic was just like “ah, you have discovered my diary, a rarity among rarities!” but in fact virtually every diary is unique and thus equally rare

hate to break it to you, fanfiction protagonist, but every diary is equally rare

brain has not been doing the thinky lately

do you, for some reason, think that i will parse this better as a voiceover in real time

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when people post youtube videos for what is essentially just a paragraph of text

when th dogge run ond th dogges eares flappen

@witchfynder_finder anyway this bothers me because it puts forward a very neoliberal conception of religion as a conscious individual choice and not something which results from years of history, community, and culture, and then encourages you to make that choice in a way which results in spending money on their things

@witchfynder_finder also i mean hey if you want to learn about something mainstream American Christianity has always told you is Bad and Wrong, you don’t have to turn to Wicca, the Qur’an is right there

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