Lady @Lady@cat.family

@wallhackio @Satsuma fire emblem the sacred stones

@coriander @wallhackio it turns out in order to get Evil Framber the opposing team has to be able to hit

@coriander @wallhackio sports boys being dumbasses is part of why i watch sports boys

@coriander oh it probably was but i understand why it would have been read otherwise

whenever a pitcher throws a lot of HBP the catcher tends to receive some damage

and it was a really nasty hit

@wallhackio gunning for someone’s head is 100% not okay but their thigh? it’s the nature of the sport, it happens

@wallhackio you should not intentionally hit a batter but it is not comparable to, say, a horsecollar tackle, something the nfl doesn’t even eject guys over when it happens the first time

@wallhackio every single game i see multiple dudes bat a 142 gram sphere at speeds probably approaching 90mph directly into their own thigh

@coriander the three hit by Woo were definitely accidents he had control issues all game

the time the Tigers hit Cal in the stomach was questionable, considering he was the one calling the pitches for Woo

i understand why the refs ejected Speier

@coriander it was very funny listening to the SEA broadcast because half the team was like “there’s no way that was intentional” and then Jay Buhner was like “good job on Gabe for standing up for his guy! when i was playing we would have hit two of them”

@coriander caleb is so salty that pitchers might intentionally hit a guy

@wallhackio you talk mean shit but you didn’t even notice they hit one of their home runs because you were too busy reading movie reviews on your phone

@wallhackio @coriander so why did you guys trade your two best pitchers again

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling @monorail actually, assuming that you escape " with another ", then the problem (discounting the issue of unescaped commas) is as simple as “replaces spaces with commas when the number of preceding " is even”, right? that is much simpler in sed

:start
s/^\(\(\([^"]*"\)\{2\}\)*[^" ]*\) /\1,/
t start

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling @monorail i was thinking something like this (untested; may not work)

x;s/.*//;x

:outside
/^[^ ]*"/{
s/"/"\n/
H
x;s/[^\n]*$//;x
s/.*\n//
b inside
}
/ /{
s/ /,\n/
H
x;s/[^\n]*$//;x
s/.*\n//
b outside
}
b done

:inside
/^[^ ]*"/{
s/"/"\n/
H
x;s/[^\n]*$//;x
s/.*\n//
b outside
}
/ /{
s/ / \n/
H
x;s/[^\n]*$//;x
s/.*\n//
b inside
}
b done

:done
H
x
s/\n//

(note that this does not handle unquoted commas which may need to be quoted)

(can you solve this with a single regex? maybe??? but i was thinking of just writing a parser)