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@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio cats who fantasize about betraying their friends because they don’t know how to maintain lasting relationships

it’s a good thing i’m getting married because i do not have the energy for all these phone calls

@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling learning to talk takes up two move slots but speaking telepathically seems to be fine, which implies the difficulty is in fine motor control and not language

@wallhackio @aescling imagine making a decision based on real practical considerations instead of just picking whichever one you think has the most fuckable aesthetic

@wallhackio @aescling there are three flavour of ground type pokémon: godzilla, little guy, and whale

“one-ly one” of course being an antonym of “an-y one”

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this is fine but the English take of using “a(n), one” to mean “some possibly discriminate thing” yet “an-y” to mean “one indiscriminately” sure is a Take

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apparently the Irish also use “one” to mean “any” and have to say “one and not more” if they want to mean just one

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“any” has essentially the same etymology as “unique” and i gotta say not sure what the English were thinking with this one

despite having prominently displayed scrota, humans are not members of the clade Scrotifera

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