Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

fucked up that baldurs gate doesn't let you jack off whenever

my girlfriend is really cute when they laugh while wearing their glasses 👓✨

today’s two-word phrase with the same prosody as “secret tunnel”: breaded butter

girlfriend: i need to set up my smash controls exactly like hades

“okay baby ”

i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌

@aschmitz actually referring to the fanfiction by girllikesubstance :P

dykes in pyjamas… 😌

are you a… heh… “fan of Ghost Town”

please appreciate these dorks
https://youtu.be/sgFc7gmjSkQ

they’re right about Etie but she’s a lesbian himbo so you’re obligated to just take that L

fire emblem wiki has some right opinions and some wrong opinions. they think Lapis is “mediocre” and this is a wrong opinion. Lapis is great if you reclass her into Berserker, and she can go berserk on me whenever she wants to

rapidly beginning to hate corrin (emblem)

the strategy for this map appears to be “don’t fucking move”

today i wrote fanfic and lost at fire emblem