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@aescling @coriander if you steep the pepsi for 30 seconds and then pour it off before doing your full steeping, you will eliminate most of the caffeine

see you would THINK claude’s house represents the proletariat but actually “commoner” in this sense is a reference to the bourgeoisie,

@wallhackio @aescling (i’m joking do not play fire emblem on maddening when you have never played a fire emblem game before)

@wallhackio @aescling ah well the newer games have this mode called “maddening” it might be your speed

by the same logic, “you have” rhymes with “move”

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you can rhyme “tits” with “it is” if you’re confident enough

some fucking gay ass bitch made sugar cookies last night and now i want a peppermint mocha

@akjcv reasonable but make sure you support git https tag fetches as default? lots of open source doesn’t use big forges and it’s always annoying when you have to mirror your code to github for some feature

@akjcv releases aren’t an actual git concept so this becomes a bit tricky to do in a portable manner; probably would require some configuration (a git tag regex) and you would have to decide whether you wanted to special-case github or deal with the fact that most github users don’t bother putting the release notes in the tag itself

in case there was any question who is the millennial mom in our relationship

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quoted thankyou and my girlfriend didn’t pick up on it so i put on dido discog and baked sugar cookies

@akjcv so that's where my afternoon went; hope you made good use of it

if it weren’t for browsers this internet thing could have been pretty swell

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the only part of the web i don’t like is HTML. the internet protocol is good. HTTP is good. XML is good. CSS even is pretty good. but HTML is bad. the DOM in its current iteration as an API for HTML is bad. anything WHATWG touches is bad

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