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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
@jamey `systime()` isn’t POSIX but i imagine that’s doable to replace? awk probably is the easiest solution here huh
my girlfriend is up and about Doing Things and i am not here for it
sleepy bitch saturday
programmer challenge: write a script which, when given a file in the current git repository, outputs the average age of the lines in the file
bonus challenge: implement a toggle to include or exclude blank lines
you ever shout “fuck off asshole” to ä conservative old white dude while showing him your bare butthole between two middle fingers and then teleport into a patch of shade a few yards away
well i did some good prrgrrmmng today but i don’t know that i will have a functioning build system by supper tomorrow
@akjcv@types.pl (sorry, Greek and Latin are entirely distinct typographical traditions and the assumption that all scripts will eventually go the way of the Latin alphabet (instead of becoming some third thing) is itself Roman supremacy at work)
(which is especially egregious of course because the Romans are the REASON that the runic script died out)
@akjcv@types.pl « they would probably be about as different from Latin letters as Greek and Cyrillic scripts -- that is, no inherent stylistic differences » *typographer’s cringe*
unsigned big‐endian long
« When the morning sun hit an icicle, it wished not to melt, and thus Vanillite was born. At night, it buries itself in snow to sleep. »
calendar updates: it is the ides of carnivaltide
animals are kind of like people, except for the ways in which they are not like people. they are like people otherwise
y’all i woke up and there’s a hot dyke sleeping next to me
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
anyway this fic was a 5/10 blowjob also; it was actually better written than the last one but the author let their kinks get a little too in-the-way at the end to really make it land
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
this author does NOT know how to write threesome sex
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
they are EXTREMELY treating Paya like a unicorn in this fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
« I've never been choosy when it comes to the gender of the ones I have romantic or sexual feelings for. And I like Paya. I think we could be great friends, or more than friends. If she wants that too. » is Zelda ace
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
@coriander see i think Link is a service bottom
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
