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@aescling Maybe You Should

@aescling ok, done

@coriander do many other heist stories (the Hobbit) have sequels which are like “put it back!” (the Lord of the Rings)?

@coriander yeah but like you can only hear them go off about how parents are cops for not letting them do meth at 16 so many times

@coriander @aescling @wallhackio i think splenda (sucralose) is ok?

@aescling oh yeah i was not expecting pepsi to actually have a good track record here

have you tried diet shasta cola

@coriander @aescling @wallhackio i grew up on diet soda and was like “this is fine” and then went to college for four years and stopped drinking it and when i came back to my parents and tried their soda it was like “you people live like this??”

my beef is with Specifically Aspertame tho; there are fake sweeteners which are less offensive, they are just more expensive so nobody uses them

@aescling you have been misled by partisanship kitty; coke beats pepsi but diet pepsi beats diet coke

@aescling i guess this explains your midnight coffee cravings tho

@aescling diet pepsi is better anyway

@aescling don’t you drink diet coke on the reg