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@coriander i think the best christmas music is the traditional stuff tho, not the novelty songs

Chieftains bells of dublin; Loreena McKennitt to drive the cold winter away

that and the jazz

an “allow nazis” button would be bad optics so we decided to make it “allow nazis AND tankies”. that way we have plausible deniability that everyone is clicking it for the tankies. hope this helps

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i have decided to fix politics by classifying rightist extremism and leftist extremism as the same. if you want to see one you have to also permit the other. this will definitely foster healthy communities and not make anyone at all upset

you are welcome to fork that Deno script tho if you want to not be an X·S·L·T sicko

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the goal is by the end of the year to be blogging using 💄📝 Les·M·L & ⛩📰 书社 rather than Markdown embedded in RDF and compiled with a Deno script

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blog revamp status: i can generate mostly correct atom feeds

my strategy is to generate the blog from the atom feed so this is a good thing

@aescling this is why when you heat up a jar it often becomes easier to unscrew

@aescling when two substances expand at different rates the bonds between them cannot be maintained

re: actual opinion 

@wallhackio his previous album was better probably it just didn’t release at the same time as GNX

@Satsuma no when girls freeze they don’t break up with each other, they break up with the world

the reason why so many girls break up in the summer is because the heat causes them to expand at different rates

@nev while loop; set NEXT to the URL you are curling and then update it each iteration or set it to the empty string when there isn't a continuation link

“Have you thought about me breathing heavily? Any interest in going there with me?”

apparently Apple Music is classifying Shit Present as “emo” now lol

did apple fix all of the annoying bugs in iOS numbers or did they just add AI features i cannot and do not want to use

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