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time to educate the good people of new york about “jury nullification”

my girlfriend claims to be a cat not a dog but sometimes she does little woofs in her sleep 🐶

woke up early and successfully did the thing i woke up early for

how much of your energies are directed at reality? how much at spectacle?

can’t tell if i’m picking up mannerisms from girlfriends mom or if i’ve just always been kind of like this

healthcare ceo guy met the ghost of christmas future and was like “i don’t believe in ghosts”

slack if your update doesn’t contain anything then why are you updating

“interweb” is not actually any less reasonable of a word than “internet”

@aschmitz yeah i had no problems the last time i did a bandcamp friday but it’s been a while and this time it was like “bandcamp city slang us? sus”

yes credit card i AM buying lots of music on bandcamp NO this is not fraud

@aescling @aschmitz kind of surprised you haven’t read the comics tbh

@aescling @aschmitz lots of dykes are gay for tangle the lemur it seems

@aescling do you have blaze the cat fanfiction you enjoy

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.