Lady @Lady@cat.family

healthcare ceo guy met the ghost of christmas future and was like “i don’t believe in ghosts”

slack if your update doesn’t contain anything then why are you updating

“interweb” is not actually any less reasonable of a word than “internet”

@aschmitz yeah i had no problems the last time i did a bandcamp friday but it’s been a while and this time it was like “bandcamp city slang us? sus”

@Satsuma @wallhackio ok hades, fallen london, and errands

@Satsuma @wallhackio that’s right you still have fallen london

@wallhackio my girlfriend and hades

yes credit card i AM buying lots of music on bandcamp NO this is not fraud

@Satsuma @packetcat my hope is just that they’re charging double

*person who has never had a healthy relationship with a family voice* man families are so problematic. fuck families. anyway i want kids

website full of people joking about guillotining billionares was not actually joking, survey finds

@wallhackio what is a program but

why are people celebrating the advent of code. i only celebrate code’s demise

@Satsuma then we still will not have cookies