Lady @Lady@cat.family

[after all this waiting, seismic renovation gutted out the whole thing (but kept the presentation)—so i figured i could probably do the same:]

you pick me up; it’s far away. you need me for the carpool lane. i’m obsessed with what you’re saying—“Take Me Out Tonight” is playing—and i can’t believe you.

and you won’t convince me either way.

“i’ll be yours until we’re dead”: you said it first. you said it! after all this waiting, i was going to save it. i was only practice—you were gonna waste it.

so i figured i should wake up and walk home.

but the pavement
is a portal
and i’m sixteen
and i don’t know
how to handle
being mortal

being rivals on the ride home.

staying somewhere that you don’t know.

but i’m still trying.

i thought you wanted me this way.

O! WHO’S GONNA CARE
WHEN THE MARKETS AREN’T THERE
AND THE REGENTS RETIRE?
GO CALL THE EMPIRE!

COULDN’T REASON WITH THE UNDERDOG; ONCE YOU’VE BEEN IT, THEN YOU’LL ALWAYS BE ONE, LOOKING AROUND THE ARENA, THINKING “I’M JUST LIKE YOU,”

BUT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO,

AND A GIRL’S GOTTA EAT;
A GIRL’S GOTTA EAT TOO

of course now i have to listen to old tommy lefroy

new tommy lefroy
https://labrecords.bandcamp.com/album/born-blue

“the candle is our baby and i am showing you the mischief it gets up to”

one time nintendo shipped me something via UPS and it just sat in new jersey for three days until a guy could take it down to the post office and mail it the rest of the way

i’m assuming, from the tracking information

stop shipping things thru UPS they just hand it off to USPS at the end of the route anyway challenge level: impossible

when they use Boss’s Orders after you’ve already revealed you have an ACE SPEC Prime Catcher 😵‍💫

wrap it in foil all you want, Bigelow, but when your peppermint can’t even match the taste of Celestial Seasonings it just makes me judge you more

@wallhackio the beans are red until you paste them