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goldeen goldeen 

goldeen goldeen

@coriander they're basically 100 meters, but they measure in yards, so it's 110, and midfield is at 55, which looks really weird

@coriander wikipedia seems to suggest canadian football uses yards so maybe i'm mixing two things up? i think THEY have to throw more because they have a wider field

@coriander my understanding is canadian football has to rely a lot more on throwing for this reason

@aescling you would be like “oh! huh! interesting”

my girlfriend is mid on these black sugar dried plum candies but i think they’re great

would you fuck Team GO Rocket Admin Arlo

open as in “i’m not an intellectual property landlord”; free as in “you can’t sue me”

our yoghurt keeps trying to teach us french and it’s not making me judge the language any less

i’m not saying i think people are doing literal turn-based pokémon battling but i think moves do have powers and effects and correctly understanding the powers and effects of moves is the key to victory

not telling pikachu to aim its iron tail at the ground

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anime-style battling is fun and all but i don’t think i could ever write it seriously

@Satsuma i deleted it from the other one but it was kind of buggy about it and maybe it didn't federate

when u kiss gf and lips are warm but face is cold

it’s fall baybee

teaching my girlfriend about drop dumplings

{Nintendo Of America} Is Not {Nintendo} Is Not {The Pokémon Company International} Is Not {The Pokémon Company} Is Not {Game Freak}

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people are constantly like “white english speaking fandom is all upset about X!! now game freak will have to do Y!!” and game freak never does Y. the only fandom game freak listens to is corocoro magazine and pixiv

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my game freak take is that game freak actually does not care at all what americans think, sorry

important!! remember!! mastodon is “not a law enforcement friendly environment”

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