Lady @Lady@cat.family

@aescling i like how your favourite porns are the extremely cutesy ones

@aescling disappointing they should get on that

is there any good midday or is that also a bust

where do you go to look for these things

@aescling take you for example

i don’t see you bashing any cop cars and you’re horny as fuck

@aescling how to put this… a lot of the dykes who are big and tough and bashing cop cars in the front lines of protests are like that because they have been hurt before, sometimes romantically or sexually, and consequently can be a lot more temperamental or selective about when or where or why or if they fuck

where as the dykes who are less visibly disruptive and are the loyal and kind and protective types… absolute freaks in bed

@aescling this isn’t even a “i’m attracted to pokémon” take it’s just a “i can read lesbian signalling”

midnight form is all about the streets midday form is all about the sheets

@aescling yeah see everyone is all about midnight form because reasons but i actually think it’s the least hot of the three

@aescling anyway the point was that you should send me dusk form lycanroc porn you like so i can tell you whether i think it is sexy or not

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@aescling i mean appearing calm and soft but being secretly ferocious is kind of dusk form lycanroc’s whole bit

@aescling i say sexy but in fact i’ve never seen a lycanroc porn i liked (i’ve never seen a lycanroc porn)

@aescling those are both Priority +1 so i guess it comes down to IV/EV and Nature

@aschmitz lol it’s okay i’m mostly joking (it’s actually more easily explained as a reference to Metroid [i do not expect people to get that either])

@aescling cat i think surviving with 1HP+Counter+Accelrock is about my only hope for making it thru bad type matchups i don’t have Moves

@aescling unless i hold a focus sash and use counter