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apple (not real) 

had a dream that steve jobs unveiled a new imac which was boxy and had a builtin electric pencil sharpener

@coriander he does a really great analysis and takedown of the liberalism inherent in the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen tho, it’s choice

@coriander to be clear marx’s argument re: the jews in “On the Jewish Question” is that if America can be a Christian country despite abolishing state religion, then clearly political emancipation from religion is not the same thing as universal human emancipation, and the jews are not special in this regard and should be treated no differently from christians

but in the second part he digresses to say “hey antisemites, you may think you hate the jews, but the jewishness you claim to hate is actually just capitalism!!”, and does so by leaning hard into the antisemitic tropes of his presumed audience, and really like nobody needs to read that in 2023

@coriander read uh, the first part of “On the Jewish Question”

but not the second part, don't go there

@coriander according to an interpretation of early marx, socialism is just when we prioritize social man over egotistical man

of course, in the next breath marx clarifies that the hallmark of egotistical man is private property

insomnia? 

it's 02:30 and i should be asleep but i want to be writing XSLT

@coriander it's less accurate in a literal sense but if you want to pick up on all the ways the author of beowulf is Doing Something With Words there's no way you're going to get that from a literal translation, especially not one in like, victorian prose; you're not going to pick up on the difference between victorian phrasing A and victorian phrasing B

and like beowulf was written as entertainment for bards to yell at people yk? it's supposed to be fun

@coriander genuinely when the prose is something you grok intuitively it's way easier to pick up on language choices which otherwise might go over your head

and like, it's a translation of beowulf, of course all of those are intentional

re: mastodon admins 🤝 library application developers 

longer context: after months of the latest version of json-canonicalization being 0.3.2, they decided that was actually a breaking change and DELETED 0.3.2 and published 1.0.0 instead

versions of json-ld (same maintainer) prior to the latest require a version of json-canonicalization >= 0.3.2, < 1.0.0, which of course now no longer exists

bump your json-ld to 3.3.1 and you're good

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re: mastodon admins 🤝 library application developers 

anyway if you use a Gemfile.lock you should probably just go ahead and update your json-ld to the latest version right now

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mastodon admins 🤝 library application developers 

being mad at the json-canonicalization ruby gem

re: social media 

i’ll take“how to make people feel like they are forming a social bond with you even though you are providing both sides of the conversation” for 1000

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social media 

need to drive engagement, but giving millions of strangers the ability to submit questions to me with just a few keystrokes is not making numbers go up quickly enough

i know! i will provide them with a list

pokémon; pseudo-selfcest 

for selfish reasons i believe this to be true

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pokémon; pseudo-selfcest 

rationally, if robo-sada is fuckable that implies that sada designed it with the intention of fucking it

sex 

“why does my chest hurt?!” *looks over at my girlfriend, who was just gnawing on my tits* oh

poll fur lesbians 

@aescling should have been multiple choice

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