Lady @Lady@cat.family

my partner makes fun of me for reading the New York Times

diptych

i was going to be flying this evening but it got delayed so i am getting up very early to be flying in the morning instead

luckily the falafel knocked me out so i got Any sleep tonight

@Satsuma wow j’accuse

now that we have matching icons i am of the opinion that @Satsuma and i are Official Fediverse Transbian Nuisances and i’m not sure how i feel about this

@SportsGoblin however i think they don't do this because kickoff returns are the most injury-prone part of the sport and they want to discourage them

@SportsGoblin easiest way to do this would just be to make having the kickoff not land in the field of play be a 5 yard penalty

@Satsuma: babe you don't have seeds that doesn’t work

i suggested “lemon puppyseed” but it got rejected

catsuma

new icon by @heyheymomo
to match with @Satsuma

https://web.archive.org/web/20161223073325/http://www.semeuke.com:80/chibiseme.php

@Satsuma: I think I’m a switchy bottom and you’re a subby top

me: well the seme uke quiz did say that I’m a Chibi Seme

@Satsuma: I have no idea what any of those words mean and I don’t want to

this would have a shot at being real if sounding smart was something which it was politically advantageous to do right now