Lady @Lady@cat.family

luckily the falafel knocked me out so i got Any sleep tonight

@Satsuma wow j’accuse

now that we have matching icons i am of the opinion that @Satsuma and i are Official Fediverse Transbian Nuisances and i’m not sure how i feel about this

@SportsGoblin however i think they don't do this because kickoff returns are the most injury-prone part of the sport and they want to discourage them

@SportsGoblin easiest way to do this would just be to make having the kickoff not land in the field of play be a 5 yard penalty

@Satsuma: babe you don't have seeds that doesn’t work

i suggested “lemon puppyseed” but it got rejected

catsuma

new icon by @heyheymomo
to match with @Satsuma

https://web.archive.org/web/20161223073325/http://www.semeuke.com:80/chibiseme.php

@Satsuma: I think I’m a switchy bottom and you’re a subby top

me: well the seme uke quiz did say that I’m a Chibi Seme

@Satsuma: I have no idea what any of those words mean and I don’t want to

this would have a shot at being real if sounding smart was something which it was politically advantageous to do right now

imagining an alternative future where politicians think talking like yoda makes them sound smart to the masses and then future english speakers just have to deal with a couple centuries of important documents being Like That

« “My love,” she says, kissing him again, heart twisting at his selfless words. »

his selfless words: “i want you to be my baby mama”

oh my god this author means to convince me that both Link and Zelda forgot that a statue of Hylia existed in the temple known primarily for being the oldest place of worship for the goddess Hylia

fanfic authors love doting praise on the men they write for the littlest things