Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« “My love,” she says, kissing him again, heart twisting at his selfless words. »

his selfless words: “i want you to be my baby mama”

oh my god this author means to convince me that both Link and Zelda forgot that a statue of Hylia existed in the temple known primarily for being the oldest place of worship for the goddess Hylia

fanfic authors love doting praise on the men they write for the littlest things

« Zelda’s heart swoops in her chest as she takes in her husband’s considerate words. “Oh, Link.” She can’t stop the tears from falling, smiling as she steps closer to him, tucking her head in his neck as her arms wrap around his torso. “You lovely man, you…” » how many men on the fediverse have been called “you lovely man, you” by their partners

is this a real thing or does it only happen in fanfiction

« “Forgive me, Your Majesty,” Impa says, a sparkle in her eye. “It still shocks my old heart to see Your Majesty so deeply in love with His Royal Highness.” »

this dialogue doesn’t have labels because it should be obvious

“you can be a useless lesbian at the farmers market”

“UGH”

• frogs aren’t just water squirrels
• they don’t eat tomatoes

on my screen it looks like 💛🧡❤️❤️🧡💛 but on their screen it looks like ❤️🧡💛💛🧡❤️

if you're not willing to put the time in to build the thing i'm not willing to put the time in to figure out whether you know what you're talking about

stop making posts about how you think blocklists should or shouldn't be done and go implement it yourself

« After stepping off Air Force One, Biden was asked about what it would take to receive the U.A.W.’s endorsement. He replied: “I’m not worried about that.” »

• through > thru᷎
• though > tho᷎
• thought > tho᷎t
• ought > o᷎t
• caught > co᷎t
• haughty > ho᷎ty
• all > o᷎l

unfortunately support for ogonek above is rare so here’s an alternative with hook above:

• thrủ
• thỏ
• thỏt
• ỏt
• cỏt
• hỏty
• ỏl

but that’s Less Right

instead of sleeping i’m thinking of reintroducing ogonek above