Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

@aescling @coriander yes but it was only a problem for you because you’re you

@aescling @coriander i think the more relevant thing here is you’re not neurotypical

@coriander we need more artists who draw pokémon on the fediverse; i love those little guys

@coriander anyway, in Metroid Prime 3 Gandrayda calls Samus “Sammy” and they’re probably fucking so

@coriander samus has a friend and he calls her “Princess”†

† according to Other M‡

‡ yes, really

@aescling but no i just saw it somewhere and figured you would know what it was

@aescling the joke is that it’s a sonic game which was actually positively received

@coriander like PNW driving sucks when traffic happens but like I‐5 makes sense and 405 makes sense and you can generally just follow the signs and get where you’re going eventually

east coast is like, here is a six lane highway and your exit is one of those temporary lanes you have barely any time to get into while other folks are moving over and the sign for it is behind construction work that has been there for three years and also if you miss it you’re on a bridge to new jersey and you have to pay seven dollars to get back

@coriander i gotta say tho, east coast driving is even worse

@aescling @coriander yeah but it’s from the same meme

@coriander

@aescling you’re the one saying you should watch it