re: Pokemon SUMO
@amy do you have feelings about the anime and in particular https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/JN111
apparently relevant First Monday article on Reddit
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zelda status
• teleported to near the next geoglyph
• fuck i left my horse behind fuck fuck
• HORSE RESCUE MISSION
• met another Great Fairy
• got the next geoglyph
• okay now SURELY it is time to do the cool great plateau quest
• found a Yiga Hideout and fucked them up
• tossed the eyes in the holes!!
• WAIT FUCK NOW I HAVE TO CARRY THEM SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS?!
• carefully carefully descended with a <del>balloon</del><ins>parachute</ins>
• well it’s a good thing i have so much glowy plant
• wait now i have GLOWY PANT
• duked it out with my best pal Master Kohga
• gerudo mines? convenient i was headed towards gerudo anyway
• broke like all of my bows whoops
• REPLACED THE EYES 👁️👁️👁️👁️
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re: everybody loves collecting things in breath of the wild
@aescling i was thinking more along the lines of “ooh, banana”
re: zelda status
@aescling fire fruit also works but the blast radius is much smaller
re: zelda status
@aescling yeah it's made of ice you blow it up
re: zelda status
@aescling there is a carrot right next to it so, understandable
zelda status
• beat the wind temple
• hopped around some stables and helped some folks
• encountered a satori under a tree
• met kilton and koltin
• got my first Great Fairy to come out of her flower
• got the next geoglyph
re: ugh my partner is in the middle of the woods
@aescling what is the point if there’s nobody there to top me
the O·T·W made a (non‐)statement about (non‐)actions they’ve taken to combat racism
and i vented about it on my dreamwidth because that is evidently a thing i have now #EndOTWRacism
@coriander yeah the word meaning tea in English is cha
zelda status
• i can beat the first half of colgera pretty easily but
• i think the only way to do the second without the paraglider might be to kill it all in one go in the time it takes to fall after the initial cutscene
re: zelda status
@aescling i just asked myself “what would Link do?” and at no point has the answer to that question been “go to Lookout Landing and talk to Purah”
he would go home to see if Zelda is there, then he would go find Impa, then he would research the geoglyphs
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