Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price
not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
@Lady this seems like a bad fic
