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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
Ao3 meta
apparently computer algorithms now count as fans and their creative output is important to preserve
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
@aescling its worldbuilding leaves something to be desired
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price
not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i've been playing twilight princess lately and:
- the final strike is still badass as fuck
- you can pick up the dogs and carry them around
- rolling into trees
really makes me realize what BotW was missing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW
today’s late-night conversation topic
@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i was kind of hoping they would get rid of the shrines
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
